This just in: Vinegar Tom, the chimeraesque familiar, has again prevailed, taking 66% of the vote in the Beamships Equal Love Best Imp Contest.  Official results can be seen here (scroll down a bit, and it's a bit off to the right...) No words or speech yet from Tom, but there are unconfirmed reports that he has been taken to the hospital complaining of chest pains.

In a telephone interview, Holt, who was once thought to be an imp, but was later identified as a brown squirrel with mange, claims that Tom is a "...sad old drama queen," and a "pathetic troll determined to milk every last drop of fame and attention possible before he dies soon in a pool of his own Tanquereyed-vomit."

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