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22
Apr/2008

Pecans In The Cemetary

PECANS IN THE CEMETARY


On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.


One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts
and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.


One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,' said one boy.


Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.


Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle.


As he passed,
he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery.


He slowed down
to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me.


One
for you, one for me.


He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off.


Just
around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.


Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and
the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls.


The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.


When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.


 


Standing by the fence they heard, 'One for you, one for me.


One for you,
one for me.


The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth.


Let's see if
we can see the Lord.


Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to
see anything.


The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the
fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.


At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's all.


Now let's go get
those nuts by the fence and we'll be done.



They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the
kid on the bike.


JUST WANTED TO SHARE A SMILE.HOPE EVERYONE HAS A FANTASTIC DAY !!  HUGS ANGIE

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From: ccrider
06/27/2008 00:52:08

ROFL :)


CcRider



From: tricia2shi
04/22/2008 23:02:16
LMAO That was a keeper. Thanks for the laugh, needed it!


From: spookycat
04/22/2008 21:48:33
Thanks for the smile!


From: Knucklehead
04/22/2008 19:58:19
LMAO!!!


From: GhostBreakers
04/22/2008 11:53:49
Loved it and will pass it along. Great story...



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