24
May/2007

by McSteeler

OK Here's the thing:

I laughingly call myself a musician, and have done this for years.
Oh, I'm not one of those rich young musicians.
I'm more like one of those poor guys who barely pay for their equipment,
so a limo is pretty much out of the question.

I'm also well past the age where I'm surrounded by throngs of admiring
women who are dying for a chance to ruin their reputations by being a
"Band-Chick".
They'd probably rather gnaw off the arm under my neck i... Read More

24
May/2007

by richelle

I have been saving spam narratives for a while, and recently joined the glorious band wagon and started reworking them with punctuation and strategic line breaks.  All text is word for word, and no changes have been made.  View them here:

www.associatedcontent.com/richellehawks

 (They will be obvious with their identifying subtitles)

... Read More

23
May/2007

by iamhaunted

Los Angeles remains a top target of Al-Qaida which sees the city as vulnerable to attack as before 9/11, it was reported on Tuesday.

    Terror ist groups may get funding from street gangs which are draining resources from law enforcement agencies working to head off future attacks, the Daily News quoted security experts as saying.

    "We are not safe and we will not be safe for... Read More

23
May/2007

by christyann

Hey guys! This was passed on to me, thought I'd pass it on to you!

>
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>> FYI - Beware!>
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>> This has been verified by the FBI (Their link is also included
below).
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>> It is spreading fast so be prepared should you get this call.  Most
of us
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>> take those summonses for jury duty seriously, but enough people skip
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>&g... Read More

23
May/2007

by mntmn3

Here's a neat little article for EVP enthusiasts. I found it on Tampa Bay's Creative Loafing website. It was written by Justin Richards.

Working the night shift with a mother-daughter paranormal investigation team.

Midnight. I'm in a Pasco Country cemetery off a long, unlit road — just
me, two women and a tape recorder. According to my companions, there
are invisible beings, former living people, talking on either side of
me, and when we play back the tape I'll... Read More