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Eclipse
Posted On 08/28/2007 05:57:52
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Just a few of my eclipse photos. They are not that good but hey I had to stay up all night to get them so I just had to share them.
I hope that this doesn't insult any one but I just couldn't resist. And yes, I know I'm twisted lol.
Just A Few More Items To Ponder
Hope you enjoy.
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your bottom?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
Why is lemon juice mainly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemon?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the person who drives the snowplough get to work in the mornings?
You know how most packages say "Open here"? What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, which side up would it land?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their protest signs?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
You Know You're A Ghost Hunter IF...
Your car has a bumper sticker that reads: I'd Rather Be Ghost hunting!
You refuse to stay at a hotel that's not haunted.
You hear someone say "You look like you saw a ghost!"...and you start interviewing them.
You hang out on a ghost message board more then any other place on the net.
You talk to a brown out.
Your coolest ghost photo is framed and hanging in the hallway with your family photos.
You are more afraid of the living than you are of the dead.
You're the only one in the photo shop who gets excited over "bad" pictures.
You sit at your computer and look at the reflections in the screen to see if there is anyone behind you.
You have more photos of ghosts than you do of family photos.
99% of your bookmarks on the internet are ghost related.
You invite friends over to watch home movies and they see your last three investigations. (Film of an empty room for 3 hours.)
Your kid says they have an imaginary friend... and out come the cameras, tape recorders, camcorders
You apologize to the ghost for getting scared because you thought it was a human.
Your friends stop and stare at the Sony Night cam aimed at the bed in the spare bedroom and you have to tell them it isn't what they think it is.
You sleep with a camera next to your bed,...ya know, just in case
You find an EMF detector next to the remote for the TV.
Your newest electronic toy is an motion sensor!
At an event you film the ceiling and places where there are no people.
You spend as much time looking at the negatives, as you do the prints.
You're the only one at Aunt Bessie's funeral with an EMF meter and a tape recorder.
You're watching scary movies with your family and someone asks "Can ghosts really do that?" and you actually have an answer and the explanation.
Attending a family reunion is a trip to the family plot
Your friends tell you not to get involved in this stuff, because you may end up having a ghost possess you!
You spend more time with dead people than the living...but hey, aren't they more fun?
You sit at the office all day staring at a mini web cam of some deserted boat's engine room waiting for that "ONE PICTURE" instead of getting any of your work done.
You have more recordings of EVP?s than you do of your favorite music
You spend all your free time in haunted buildings and cemeteries, talking to the darkness.
You've been chased away from the Amityville house after disturbing a family barbeque in the backyard
UPS now delivers your new equipment to the office rather than your home so you don't have to explain to your wife why you need another ghost detector.
You have more photography equipment than a Japanese tourist
You keep rewinding that part on "3 men and a baby" to try to prove that it is a cardboard cut-out of Ted Danson.
You are waiting for Reggis to ask, "What is the most Haunted Place on Earth?"
You take a picture of your entire family and ask any deceased relatives to join in the picture
You get a new camera and the first thing you do is get rid of the strap.
This was borrowed from keyportparanormal.com . It’s an interesting site worth checking out.
A friend sent me these so I thought I'd share.
Hope you enjoy!
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
I can't take credit for these, but still thought I'd share.
Funny, I'd likely do the exact opposite of a few of these. Wonder what that says about me???
Rules Of Survival
When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.
If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house - move away immediately.
Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.
When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off and go it alone.
As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.
If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.
If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.
Do not take anything from the dead.
If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.
Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.
If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.
Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions.
Please Take this in the spirit it was posted. If one of my psychic or tarot reading friends here is offended just let me know and I will gladly delete this blog.
That said, hope this gives you a smile!!
YOU MAY NEED A NEW PSYCHIC IF...
He keeps shaking a black crystal ball and says, "Ask again later."
Every time you draw the Death card, she yells "Go Fish!"
Looks suspiciously like that guy who fixed your muffler last week.
His idea of an "out of body experience" involves whipped cream and women's clothing.
His spoon bending requires two pliers.
Sign in window: "As Seen on '60 Minutes."
During card-reading, asks if you want to "hit" or "stand."
Insists that your astrological sign is "The Armadillo."
Psychics Magazine rates her just below fortune cookies, just above your mom.
Shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a large snowstorm.
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died!
I am sharing these pictures with the hope that those with experience in such matters might be able to give me some insight as to what I am seeing. I do not assert that the images are of anything supernatural. I am aware that this could very well be a film issue. Frankly, I just don’t know. Any ideas are welcome.
A little history: The photos were taken about ten years ago in my home. The house had been a church and was at least 80 years old. It was a short term stay kinda place as my old house sold and my new one wasn’t ready yet. As far as I know, no one had lived there for more than a few months in a long time. And only 1 person stayed there after me. It has since been torn down.
The only alteration that has been made would be the blurring of the man’s face. I didn’t feel right about sharing his image without his permission. (The dog and cat didn’t mind  ) I can say with certainty that there was no smoke in the house. The red on the film is from something in the box that they were stored in and is not part of the pictures. I have included the 2 pictures at the bottom to serve as an example of the other photos taken on the same reel. Only the few taken in the house had anything unusual show up.
Thank you for taking a look,
Zoozoospetal
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